Friday, June 24, 2011

This is not a joke.

You have heard the saying, truth is stranger than fiction, right?
Well here's your proof.

Chick-fil-A is having a Cow Appreciation Day on July 8th.
The words surrounding the photo on the left reads, dress head to toe, get a free meal.
Really? Does someone love Chick-fil-A that much that they would dress up,
head to toe, LIKE A COW,
just to get a free meal?
I have had Chick-fil-A only once and to be honest, I wasn't that impressed.
Maybe it is because I waited until I arrived home, forty minutes away, to eat the food, but it kinda made me feel a little sick.

I can imagine how this is going to play out in office buildings around the country.
The time, 12:00pm.
Lunch hour.
Bob has been dreaming of this day for the past two weeks.
Who says there is no such thing as a free lunch, he thinks to himself.
Bob shuts off the computer in his cubicle and begins to don his cow costume,
just at Ted rounds the corner.
"Hey Bob, did you want to go grab some luuuuunch, whoa!!!! What the HELL are you doing Bob?"

I can imagine the only people who will really benefit from this ridiculous promotion are the bored patrons at Chick-fil-A who had no clue it was dress like a cow day.
I know what I am doing on the 8th of July!
What about you?

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